The next list in the series is devoted to the crappiest songs you've ever heard, or maybe you haven't because they are so ridiculous. These songs lack anything that has to do with what makes a song good. Good lyrics, good music, and a decent signing voice eludes all of these people.
DISCLAIMER: It is well-known and well recognized that any song by 1. Nickleback 2. Fergie and 3. Black eyed peas, Sucks. They always will, they always have, and while one or two of these songs may end up on the list, we all agree that they are the worst of the worst. Also Country is the worst music ever recorded. Not Johnny Cash country, but Randy Travis, Tim McGraw country. The kind of country that makes you want to find a firm wooden railing and a strong rope. We can also agree that EMO sucks as well, nothing is worse then a dude screaming into a mic talking about how he needs to hurt himself because his girlfriend broke up with him when he was 12, My Chemical Romance style.
Now for the list...
1. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins.
2. My heart will go on - Celine Dion
3. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
4. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You - Bryan Adams
5. Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
6. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
7. Shiny Happy People - REM
8. Barbie Girl - Aqua
9. Your Body is a Wonderland - John Mayer
10. Superman - Five for Fighting
11. Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
12. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
13. I’ll Be There For You - The Rembrandts
14. Invisible - Clay Aiken
15. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
16. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
17. Rollin - Limp Bizkit
18. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung
19. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
20. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
21. Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
22. Popozao - Kevin Federline
23. We Built this city - Starship
24. Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
25. Dirrty - Christina Agulera
6 comments:
Seriously....Are Youn Gonna Go My Way is on this list? It might not be the greatest song ever recorded, but its a perfectly serviceable little tune that I even have a 3 star rating in my iTunes for.
The add including Sunglasses At Night means you are dead to me.
Are you going my way is a terrible tune with terrible lyrics and just plain crap everything.
As for Sunglasses...Over a keyboard riff that sounds more than a little like that of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)," the brooding Quebecois Hart mugged worse than Derek Zoolander as he extolled the virtues of going incognito. With its lack of anything resembling a human being playing an instrument, this is disposable synth-pop at its most bubblegum.
From VH1.
I tend to agree here.
VH1...irrelevant old people liking lame ass music since 1985.
You've made an egregious oversight....missing from this list is Pony by Ginuwine.
I thought about putting that on here...
hahaha excellent!
Although, I am a little surprised the beatles showed up in there?
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