Stupidest Gamerscore Achievements

In my never ending pursuit to get a ridiculous gamerscore, and to show that i have not the littlest spec of a life, i have come across some really stupid achievements in Xbox 360 games. Achievemnets are basically points you get for investing your life, money, and selling your soul. In all seriousness i dont strive to have a good gamerscore, nor do i care what others have. I think the people with 20000+ gamescore points are either rich kids that cheat the system and buy there gamerscore, or fat kids that cannot move easily from the living room to the outside world, so they stay and do what any fat kid with no means mobility would do, PLAY GAMES.

In my travels i have come across some of the dumbest achievements ever, i mean seriously, game developers must not give a rats behind about this phenomenom. Anyways here are some of the dumbest achievements ive seen so far.

NBA Live 07
Online with 1,000 people
Be online when there are 1,000 people online at the same time 100 gamerscore

Im glad to see that there is no skill involved in playing sports games anymore.

Four users on one machine Play and finish a game with four users on the same machine (2 players on each team) 50 Gamerscore

What the heck, this would only be hard if u had no friends, and even then u could just use 4 controllers.

Viva Pinata
Master Romancer 20 Gamerscore
Become Master Romancer for 20 species

This one is more of a inside joke, just think little worms and 70's porn music.

NCAA College Hoops 2007
My Availability 20 Gamerscore
Set up your "My Availability" settings online.

OMG, this one requires you to, wait for it..................wah wah wee wah, TURN UR XBOX ON. GOOD JOB, HERES THE ORDER OF MERIT. Shoot Me

MADDEN 06
Ok All u have to do for this game is touch the button that turns on ur xbox and then stroke ur controller for about 5 mins, and then Bang, 1000 gamescore pops out.

NBA 2K6
See Madden 06

Saints Row
All you have to do for this one, is tilt your hat to the side, wear some baggy clothes and start saying weird words like what is up Dog, or Sup G. Sweet 1000 gamerscore.

All these games have been overlooked and they have no challenges at all except to smack ur controller for a few hours still it tells u its had enough of a beating and gives u the gamescore you want. Anyways, i hope developers make achievements actually feel like u achieved something one day.